by Lawren Ussery

For all you Office fans out there (including the BIG Folio Team) who are saddened to hear the show has ceased filming until further notice, here’s a little something to lessen the blow.

Top Five Office Quotes to Date

“Wikipedia is the best thing ever. Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject, so you know you are getting the best possible information.” --Michael Scott

“Do you watch Battlestar Galactica?” “No.” “No? Then you are an idiot.” --Dwight Schrute

“I lost Ed Truck, and it feels like somebody took my heart and dropped it into a bucket of boiling tears and at the same time somebody else is hitting my soul in the crotch with a frozen sledgehammer. And then a third guy walks in and starts punching me in the grief bone, and I am crying, and nobody can hear me because I am terribly, terribly...terribly alone.” --Michael Scott

“When my mother was pregnant with me, they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins. When they did another ultrasound a few weeks later, they discovered, that I had resorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this? No, I believe his tissue has made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby.” --Dwight Scrhute

“When you become close with someone, you develop a kind of sixth sense. You can read their moods like a book. And right now, the title of Michael's book is, "Something Weird is Going On." Colon, "What Did Jan Say? The Michael Scott Story. By Michael Scott, with Dwight Schrute." --Dwight Schrute